i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
I don’t even care how many times I’ve reblogged this.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.
This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that
Wait those spikes actually exist? Like that’s a thing now? WHY? WHAT
Oh there isn’t too much that makes me tear up… But this pulled on the heart strings….